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Media - Short Men Problems

This is a compilation list of short men's problems and obstacles from these resources.
25 Real Struggles Only A Short Guy Will Understand
8 Annoying Struggles You Can Only Understand If You're A Short Guy

1. You have to tailor every outfit of yours (Shirts. Suits) because they don't make them in your size.

2. Buying pants is expensive
Buying pants is a S-T-R-U-G-G-L-E. I go into every shopping scenario budgeting not only for the pants, but for the tailoring/hemming that will undoubtedly ensue. There's no such thing as "last minute" shopping for dress pants, unless I want to go for the parachute pant look.

3. You are scared to put up pictures of you and your taller significant other on social media sites for the fear of being ridiculed.

4. You have never found dating sites like Tinder, OKCupid and the likes to be helpful, because the entire world supposedly dates only taller men.

5. Even if you do manage to find a girlfriend, you're always wary of her shopping for heels.

6. You hated going to amusement parks as a child, and probably still do.

7. You're often seen sharing quotes and memes that glorify short guys. You also like to call yourself vertically challenged!

8. Your friends always call you names. Dwarf, hobbit, munchkin, minion, shorty, or imp. Maybe even Tyrian Lannister.

9. You have to stand on your tip toes when using public urinals or else you have to aim REALLY high.
10. You take an eternity adjusting your car seat and sitting position so you can reach the pedals.

11. The sun visor in your car is completely useless.
I have no idea what it feels like to have the sun visor in my Jeep actually keep the sun out of my face.
12. When standing in a group or a circle with your friends and having to crane your neck up at everyone. Say hello to neck problems!

13. You always find ways to reach at the top of everything. Be it car roofs or top shelf in a grocery store.

14. You always have to stand in the front when clicking group pictures because otherwise you'll get lost.

15. You struggle through crowds of people, and your friends always lose you in a crowded place.

16. You secretly hate your friends who are tall.

17. Your "little" cousins are taller than you.
Last month, my little cousins came to visit and the first thing they said when I picked them up from the airport was, "We're taller than you -- this is awkward."
18. Sharing the squat bar is awkward.
The guys at the gym never miss the chance to spotlight how "cute" my squat bar is -- not because I squat any less weight than they do, but because my bar is so low.
19. There are times when even getting your haircut makes you self-conscious.
I'm quickly reminded of how short I am every time I get a haircut. I sit in the barber's chair and my barber spends what seems like 10 minutes pumping the chair up to a normal height.